Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,

I stand before you and sit behind you

to tell you something I know nothing about!

Admission is free, you must pay at the door;

So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

The show is over, but before you go,

let me tell you a story I don't really know :

One bright day, in the middle of the night 

two dead boys got up to fight

back to back; they faced each other;

drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

He came and killed those two dead boys. 

If you don't believe this lie is true...

just ask the blind man; he saw it too!